IT Helpdesk teminology/slang. The acronym stands for:
Problem exists between keyboard and chair
Definition being: The IT problem you are having exists between the chair you are sitting on and the keyboard you are using
Problem exists between keyboard and chair
Definition being: The IT problem you are having exists between the chair you are sitting on and the keyboard you are using
Helpdesk Customer: I can't open my document
(Helpdesk operative checks the file and it opens fine)
Helpdesk Operative: Ahhh....I see now, this is caused by P.E.B.K.A.C.
(Helpdesk operative checks the file and it opens fine)
Helpdesk Operative: Ahhh....I see now, this is caused by P.E.B.K.A.C.
by Ragsnot August 5, 2006
Get the P.E.B.K.A.C. mug.1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary
by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020
Get the 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? mug.Related Words
Citizens Raging Against Phones.
Founded by a group of citizens in Liberty City to protest the use of phones, they use carrier pigeons to communicate, which is occasionally intercepted by a redneck and eaten. Laslow on Chatterbox 109 has done a radio interview with the leader of CRAP.
Founded by a group of citizens in Liberty City to protest the use of phones, they use carrier pigeons to communicate, which is occasionally intercepted by a redneck and eaten. Laslow on Chatterbox 109 has done a radio interview with the leader of CRAP.
Lazlow: "Alright, thanks caller. Ants, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you? Call now! Chatterbox, hello, you're on the air..."
Caller: "Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people trains and busses in this city who yammer on and on into cell phones. I'm really glad to hear about what your having dinner! What we should do, is herd them up, and put them on island. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones (C.R.A.P.)."
Lazlow: "CRAP?!?"
Caller: "Exactly!"
Lazlow: "Your organization's called 'crap,'...wh...what kind of moron are you...you wanna round people up for using a phone?!? But you...your calling up on a phone t...to tell the world about it! I...I mean, how many people are there in this 'crap'?"
Caller: "Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!!"
Lazlow: "How many people?"
Caller: "There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing."
Lazlow: "What are you speaking to me on? What...what's that in your hand?"
Caller: "I am not the problem! You are! And you're perpetuating the downfall of mankind! Liberty City was great before phones ruined everything."
Lazlow: "Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!"
Caller: "Liar!!"
Lazlow: "You're the liar!"
Caller: "Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Lazlow: "What are...are you three years old?!?"
Caller: "Lazlow's a liar, Lazlow's a liar!! I bet that isn't even your real name"
Lazlow: "Shut up!!"
Caller: "You shut up!!"
Lazlow: "Stupid!"
Caller: "Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!"
Lazlow: "Ohh...we're going to commercials!"
Caller: "Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people trains and busses in this city who yammer on and on into cell phones. I'm really glad to hear about what your having dinner! What we should do, is herd them up, and put them on island. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones (C.R.A.P.)."
Lazlow: "CRAP?!?"
Caller: "Exactly!"
Lazlow: "Your organization's called 'crap,'...wh...what kind of moron are you...you wanna round people up for using a phone?!? But you...your calling up on a phone t...to tell the world about it! I...I mean, how many people are there in this 'crap'?"
Caller: "Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!!"
Lazlow: "How many people?"
Caller: "There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing."
Lazlow: "What are you speaking to me on? What...what's that in your hand?"
Caller: "I am not the problem! You are! And you're perpetuating the downfall of mankind! Liberty City was great before phones ruined everything."
Lazlow: "Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!"
Caller: "Liar!!"
Lazlow: "You're the liar!"
Caller: "Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Lazlow: "What are...are you three years old?!?"
Caller: "Lazlow's a liar, Lazlow's a liar!! I bet that isn't even your real name"
Lazlow: "Shut up!!"
Caller: "You shut up!!"
Lazlow: "Stupid!"
Caller: "Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!"
Lazlow: "Ohh...we're going to commercials!"
by gta December 10, 2006
Get the C.R.A.P. mug.i was so bored i put
Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search
Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
Get the Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog mug.Looks like you already did:
-Word of the Day
-top definition
-urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog
-Activity
-• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request
-urban dictionary is written by you
-define a word
-College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work
-GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______.
-Type any word...
-www.urbandictionary.com
-define.php?term=
and
-get the neck gaiter and mug
Now you thought searching this will result in nothing? LOL!
You must be bored or something
Anyways, this was the thing you see when going to the "Browse" dropdown button in the Urban Dictionary menu bar.
-Word of the Day
-top definition
-urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog
-Activity
-• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request
-urban dictionary is written by you
-define a word
-College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work
-GET A _____ MUG FOR YOUR ___ ______.
-Type any word...
-www.urbandictionary.com
-define.php?term=
and
-get the neck gaiter and mug
Now you thought searching this will result in nothing? LOL!
You must be bored or something
Anyways, this was the thing you see when going to the "Browse" dropdown button in the Urban Dictionary menu bar.
Someone: I want to see every word in Urban Dictionary that starts with CI
Someone: *Goes to the "Browse" dropdown button*
Urban Dictionary: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new
Someone: Oh, I know it!
Someone: *Clicks on C*
Urban Dictionary: CA CB CC CD CE CF CG CH CI CJ CK CL CM CN CO CP CQ CR CS CT CU CV CW CX CY CZ
Someone: *Clicks on CI*
Urban Dictionary: *Shows every single word that starts with CI*
Someone: There!
Someone: *Goes to the "Browse" dropdown button*
Urban Dictionary: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new
Someone: Oh, I know it!
Someone: *Clicks on C*
Urban Dictionary: CA CB CC CD CE CF CG CH CI CJ CK CL CM CN CO CP CQ CR CS CT CU CV CW CX CY CZ
Someone: *Clicks on CI*
Urban Dictionary: *Shows every single word that starts with CI*
Someone: There!
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 11, 2021
Get the A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new mug.Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories
I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!
by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006
Get the C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. mug.Acronym for Program and Control.
Phenomenon in which any and every decision we make is governed by multiple circumstances/possibilities. For example, two men standing together on a balcony contemplate jumping to their deaths. Where both possibilities exist, in one reality they are P.A.C.'d to jump. And in the other they will not.
Decision is completely foreign to us, and both does and does not exist.
Pac-Man (P.A.C. Man) thinks he is in control, and is consuming ghosts and advancing to further staged on his on volition. He does not know he is trapped in a maze. And even when he tries to escape, what happens. He comes right out of the other side, only to find himself in the same maze..
Phenomenon in which any and every decision we make is governed by multiple circumstances/possibilities. For example, two men standing together on a balcony contemplate jumping to their deaths. Where both possibilities exist, in one reality they are P.A.C.'d to jump. And in the other they will not.
Decision is completely foreign to us, and both does and does not exist.
Pac-Man (P.A.C. Man) thinks he is in control, and is consuming ghosts and advancing to further staged on his on volition. He does not know he is trapped in a maze. And even when he tries to escape, what happens. He comes right out of the other side, only to find himself in the same maze..
by bradmon21 December 28, 2018
Get the P.A.C. mug.