Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

Bjorkasm

To, upon reaching sexual climax, utter amazing vocal stylings resembling a certain Icelandic singer

Neighbours were forced to stuff cotton balls in their cats ears every time the woman in 3c had another of her explosive Bjorkasms

by Nonprophet July 6, 2005

Börkur

Börkur is a name of a guy who likes girl and the girl dont like him

Emma I like you. Sorry börkur I dont like you

by Karl vignir November 9, 2019

Björking

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.

Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.

by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

Borko

The best boyfriend there is! Sweet, charming,funny and sarcastic. A whole package with an amazing buteeey!

Did you know she is dating Borko?

Wow! She is the luckiest girl in the world!

by Catlady101600 April 10, 2019

Björk

1. The most creative artist of this era. One of the greatest poets and writers ever.
2. The genre which includes only one singer: (guess who!)

1. Remember the ümlaut in Björk!
2. Bob: What genre is Björk?
Me: er, Björk

by Mother Ocenia September 6, 2005

Byortch

n. A female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.

Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"

by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017