buttspread

An ointment applied to a noob's buttock to relieve pain when suffering from a severe ass kicking.

Noob 1: Ouch! I thought melee was the A button the whole time! LAWLZ. I totally got my ass kicked!
Noob 2: Here's some buttspread. Don't use a lot... I'm running low.

by Brenden Noll November 22, 2007

buttfore

A Buttfore is a portable item used for taking a shit in.

Did you bring the buttfore? I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey.

by ThE_WiLkStA July 10, 2004

buttsome

Having an ample buttocks.

Look at J.Lo. She sure is buttsome. I could put my dad's ashes on that shelf.

by icyhot123 March 1, 2009

buttslore

butt, slut, whore ., lover of sluts and whores . who like butts

buttslore is what nick tavella and, michelle lieberman are.

by michelle lieberman December 7, 2010

Buttsoed

To lose a competitive game in front of an audience in an horrific way. To compound matters the crowd turns on the loser rather than react with empathy.

Eddie was playing speed quarters and had 45 seconds to make a shot and couldn't do it before Frank forced him to drink. He just got Buttsoed!

by rew198 July 26, 2011

buttstressed

A more extreme version of butthurt

I'm so buttstressed that we lost our snapchat streak of 125 days.

by EffingCarol May 21, 2016

buttshreked

where you get your butt whole shreked or ruined

yo i got so buttshreked last night omg it hurt so bad

by the gabe boi January 19, 2017