Buttholin

To send a guy a picture of your butthole

Stacy is Buttholin me and it is driving me crazy!

by tigen13 June 4, 2018

the buttholio

Another term for an asshole. An assholio. Don't be an assholio.

You Buttholio!! You ate my nachos!

"The buttholio" likes to act like an asshole, he or she will do shit to piss you off.

by Sahalee5 November 27, 2013

buttholio

Someone who is a butthole but very holy at the same time.

Ex: the pope was being a huge buttholio early today.

by buttholio-creator August 26, 2013

Buttholicious

Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.

I started to go down on this girl, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!

by Hairy Psalm January 6, 2007

Buttholearius

When something said, or done, is so funny it makes your butt hole pucker while laughing.

Boy 1 "Bro, Derek tripped over jasmines dildo walking down his steps!"
Boy 2 "Bro, that shits buttholearius!"

by Swizzle44 February 9, 2017

Ze Great Buttholio

An epithet that stems from that of the popular magician Harry Houdini (Ze Great Houdini). This comical phrase is growing in popularity on the east coast, and is most frequently employed when the speaker wants to achieve a hilarious non sequitur.

Stephen: "Hey, Fernando, have you done the math homework yet?"

Fernando: "I am Ze Great Buttholio!!"

by OldPossum September 24, 2011

buttholeness

a butthole who is acting like a butthole

Husbands tend to show their buttholeness on an every day basis.

by The Smart Wife October 11, 2010