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poopy butthole

The act of not wiping your ass after taking a shit either because there is no toilet paper left, or you just chose not to wipe. Leaving your butthole "poopy".
Guy: Shit. Some asshole didn't replace the TP role, guess I'll just have to have a Poopy Butthole
by Lazy Asshole January 21, 2018
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ghost butthole

The term ghost butthole refers to the last remaining and moat ashy hit in the bowl of a pipe, bong, chalice, or other kind of smoking pipe and typically refers to marijuana smoking. When a bowl is, "cashed," or no longer contains green, it can be considered a a ghost butthole.
"My friend is truly such a cheapskate... he even saves the ghost buttholes and smokes them later!"
by Elizo Emezeta September 6, 2016
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butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.
Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!
by Gleen707 November 28, 2019
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your butthole

a phrase for using instead of saying
"your mom" or your face"
Jared: hey your shoes are ugly
Jenna: your butthole's ugly.

Jared: your a bitch
Jenna: your buttholes a bitch.

Jared: your hairy.
Jenna: your buttholes hairy.
by averyisacoolkidforreal January 24, 2009
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Beavis and Butthead

The greatest show on Earth, and possibly the galaxy, in which two teenagers set off on a journey to try to get laid, or possibly make some money off Mr. Anderson, and in-between, they may eat nachos, listen to music, or other cool things like that.
Beavis: (heehee hee) hey Butthead (hee he) let's go masturbate in Anderson's trailer
Butthead: (huuh huh) awesome!
Beavis and Butthead: Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!
by Jason A. Smith August 4, 2007
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Butthole lickable

When a girl is so hot, you'd easily eat her ass out.
Ryan: OMG! Kylie O. is so fine, she's totally butthole lickable anyday!
by wer[0fu werfojwfud January 17, 2009
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Scheming Butthole

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes
Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
by OTJdog March 26, 2017
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