buttermilk

Adjective: To butter someone up before "milking" them, that is getting what you want without them realizing they're giving it to you.

Mr. CFO: This is intolerable!
Worker 1: I'm not sure how that error happened boss, but I'll do whatever needs to be done to solve the problem. Would you like to know who worked on this project?
MR. CFO: Yes, figure out who's responsible and tell me right away!
Worker 1: No problem, Sir. I'll read you the list of people who missed the error and call them to your office.
Mr. CFO: I know I can count on you, Worker 1. Go ahead and read it, I'll have them all fired!
Worker 1: Here it is: Worker A, Ms. Assistant, Mr. Senior Manager, Ms. Manager, and Mr. CFO.
Mr. CFO: Harrumpf.
Worker 2: I can't believe how you buttermilked that guy!
Worker 1: Word.

by The_Sly_Roget December 13, 2013

buttermilk

something bad

Gym class is buttermilk.

by yodaboat June 28, 2003

Buttermilk

Her ass is flat but her tits be poppin

We couldn’t do doggy because she’s a buttermilk. Flat as a board, but her tits are amazing

by Backdoorslut6969 December 15, 2023

Buttermilk

A beautiful glowing yellow skin woman social butterfly but can also be bitter as hell if you get on her bad side.

Hey Buttermilk. Buttermilk? Yes that's what I call you.

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024

Buttermilk Jesus

One of JPEGMAFIA’S nicknames.

We gon' get real nasty in this motherfucker tonight
(Gonna get real nasty)
Damn, damn, Buttermilk Jesus
(That's not a good tag)
Uh
Ayy, ayy
Hahaha

by Devon Hendryx November 14, 2020

Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.

Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

buttermilk drop

Big Booty that is shaped like a large drop of buttermilk falling through the air.

Man, have you seen Todd's new girl? She's got sweet Buttermilk Drop.

by Five02am May 19, 2017