buttickle

its when you need to be so you tickle you butt to go

man i couldnt be so i had to pull a buttickle

by Danny Sway April 11, 2005

buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

buttcracker

one who consistently shows his butt crack

I was just leaving the convenience store when I saw a gang of buttcrackers hanging out.

by MichaelMusik January 5, 2013

buttcircle

The circular hole located in the center of the ass.

I sharted out of my buttcircle!

My buttcircle is red and hurts!

by KARLA MARIA September 6, 2007

buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.

Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.

by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016

Buttcicle Nob Slap

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.

Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."

by Innit B November 24, 2006

Buttcracker

Someone who goes around cracking butts and looking at them.

watch out for that girl, she's a buttcracker!

by Antionetteannete May 29, 2011