buttchunk

Typically used by people who want to find a creative way to use the word "butt" in an insult that isn't "butthead" or "butthole."

Not literally referring to a chunk of a butt.

Andy ate the last oreo again. God, he's such a buttchunk.

by Amaterasu- July 20, 2011

blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

booty buttcheeks

A song as sung by Thugnificent on 'The Boondocks'. Inspired by...any song about ass.

self explanatory, but. 'Booty BUTTCHEEKS! BOOTY--BOOTY butt.CHEEKS!!'

by Wurst Liver May 21, 2008

Clap Buttcheeks

To clap ones buttcheeks, to best or defeat in a battle of will and wits.

Clap Buttcheeks:

Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.

This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.

by Migssy Elliot March 20, 2019

Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by [e-mail] October 24, 2022

buttshecks

Shecks. Of the Butt.
The act of Shecksing somone in the Butt.

"I'm gonna give you the hardest Buttshecks you ever got, 'ya little pony..."Said jim the pony Buttshecker

by Jack shannon January 9, 2009