Buttbare

Buttbare means when someone is being rude or inappropriate to you

“She was being very Buttbare last night”

by Ebl February 8, 2020

Buttbeer

Beers you store in your back pocket, so you don't show up to the party without something to contribute.

Don't forget your buttbeer, you know how Staci gets when you show up empty handed!

by zerophonik November 27, 2021

Buttberg

When someone sits in the snow at night wearing a parka and just underwear until their ass is about to get frostbite. Then they crawl into a nice warm bed and either wait for their partner to move over to spoon or they press their bare, bone-chilled backside into any exposed flesh.

“I can’t believe you gave your wife a Buttberg last night.”

“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”

by Badger7.62 August 15, 2022

buttbeast

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

Buttheart

A more extreme and demeaning form of the insult "butthead". Can imply meager intelligence or simply someone being a meanie, but to the extreme! It is easily confused with butthead and is rarely used.

"That's not a square, that's a rhombus you buttheart!"

by FaerieQueene52 November 9, 2011

Buttbeer

(transitive verb) to smuggle contraband into a venue (concert, sports, bar, etc.) that involves a pat down by stuffing said contraband into the back of your pants at the very top of your butt crack. Works best for ladies with large asses.

Becky buttbeered a Tecate into the club because she was too broke to pay marked-up bar prices.

Danielle buttbeered her umbrella into the Jay-Z concert and got through security with no problem.

by barefootgirl November 12, 2011

buttbeard

While most male human rear ends have a substantial amount of butt hair, female humans rear ends tend toward a limited amount of hair in that general region of the human body. A friend was telling a story about a night when one of my friends took a beer can label and presented the label on his undressed rear end to a group of friends. I began thinking that a label of that size would tend to remove hair from where the label was placed on the buttocks.

I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”

I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.

An example of usage might be, “Jonny had such a hairy buttock that his friends alluded to it as his, “buttbeard.” Or, “John knew that to keep his wife happy, he would need to maintain his “buttbeard effectively.” Or, “Proper grooming of an unruly “buttbeard” always supports marital relations.

by allanrd61 June 2, 2024