Buttbeam

When you have anal sex and stimulate the girl, a split second before she reaches her climax, you pull out and slap her as hard as you can on her loin causing the pain to be interpreted as pleasure by the brain and resulting in a total relaxation of the bladder and sphincter causing involuntary disposal of urine and feces.

She wanted such rough sex I buttbeam -ed her. We had to buy a new madras because I gave her a butt beam.

Buttbeam by Darlen April 5, 2010

Buttbeak 

When you take your hand and make it into a beak shape by clenching your fingers together. Then use it to pleasure your own or a friend anally

“I met this hot girl, can’t wait to suprise her with a Buttbeak”

Friend - “what are you up to tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Not much, might hit the town and do some buttbeaking”

(Sung with a best) “If you want to Buttbeak like a Pro, use plenty of Lube and take it nice and slow”

Buttbeak by Sam Liquorson February 24, 2019

buttbeads

n., large beads made of plastic or ceramic that are inserted in the anus and pulled out for sexual stimulation

Joe pulled the buttbeads right out of his ass in front of all his siblings!

buttbeads by Danny C. December 5, 2002

buttbeast 

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

buttbeast by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

Buttbear

A nickname given to someone when they act in an awkward or derpy way that is more indearing than anything else. This term can also be used to describe derpy/rolypoly animals.

Zack: "I just tried to enter through the exit and totally crashed into the door."

Kendra: "Awww, you little buttbear!"

Buttbear by Kelsokelsington October 1, 2013

buttbean 

my brother

Oi, buttbean what you doin?

buttbean by citokys July 13, 2019

buttbeard 

While most male human rear ends have a substantial amount of butt hair, female humans rear ends tend toward a limited amount of hair in that general region of the human body. A friend was telling a story about a night when one of my friends took a beer can label and presented the label on his undressed rear end to a group of friends. I began thinking that a label of that size would tend to remove hair from where the label was placed on the buttocks.

I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”

I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.

An example of usage might be, “Jonny had such a hairy buttock that his friends alluded to it as his, “buttbeard.” Or, “John knew that to keep his wife happy, he would need to maintain his “buttbeard effectively.” Or, “Proper grooming of an unruly “buttbeard” always supports marital relations.

buttbeard by allanrd61 June 2, 2024