butt cheese

The pasty accumulation of farts in your underwear.

I gotta wipe the butt cheese from my crack before it makes a skid mark on my underwear.

by Uncle Stinky May 7, 2004

butt cheese

The foreign matter that accumulates in your ass cleavage. Such matter often causes mild itchiness and promotes smelling of the finger committee after meeting is adjourned.

"I'd like a club sandwich on rye with provalone..unless you happen to have some of that aged butt cheese on your hand."

by dilekoolie July 25, 2007

butt cheese

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

It was clear who was the Dairy Queen. It was so hot and cheesey down there, he burnt his lip on the butt cheese

by lee September 1, 2004

butt cheese

It is the small amount of feces that is pushed out your anus when you stand up. This small amount of feces is not detectable by toilet paper when you are wipeing while sitting. This type of phenomenon typically happens when your shit is pastey.

After eating Thai food Dave typically had butt cheese that would make is ass itch like a Mu Fu during the day.

by CaptnK May 25, 2006

butt-cheese

To be a total moronic.

You fucking butt-cheese, shut up
or he's acting like a total butt-cheese

by Corey January 18, 2005

butt-cheese

A guy name Hollinghead who possess the smell from a mixed of foot odor with raunchy sweaty ass after taking a massive hard core shit and wants to buy a guy a glass of wine.

If ones who reeks who butt-cheese you could say "If I wanted you around, I would of farted."

by Hollinghead April 16, 2007

butt cheese

butt cheese is the solid equivilent of butt custard. dried cum in the anal vicinity resembling cheese.

mann this butt cheese smells foul

by girlsgottahaveit May 13, 2005