A word describing someone who is especially tight with money. He will never, for example, buy you a drink first, and when he buys you one back he will only buy you one of equal or less value.
Matt: I was 50p short for a drink, and Steve wouldn't give it to me
Phil: What a butler
by potatopotato July 19, 2010
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To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.
Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit
by Martin C. November 10, 2003
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A man who looks after all the needs of your very own manservant. Or someone who lives up someone elses Arsehole.
"I haven't seen much of Paul since he became Andrew's butler!"
by BistoYeti June 1, 2011
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A cocktail which consists of Belvidere Vodka (taken from Mr. Belvidere the tv show) and Tonic. Usually served on the rocks.
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Customer: Yes, I'll take a Butler on the rocks.
by Derricknupe April 28, 2007
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the most amazing guy ever, he's really good looking and has a bunch of friends. he's super nice and caring. he's the absolute best!
"Wow, you know Butler?"
"Doesn't everybody?!"
by whee(: May 1, 2010
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The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.
Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.

Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.
by DJSwiss February 29, 2012
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A unit of measure indicating the amount of Cannabis required for one joint - a "spliffs-worth". Which is a term not unlike the name of a butler.

The phrase originated in Bristol in the U.K. and has now penetrated the vocabulary of much of the U.K.'s Cannabis-smoking population. There are some reports indicating the term may be being used in the U.S.A.
"Excuse mate, any chance of getting a butler off you?"
Q"How much weed have you got left?"
A"A couple of Butlers"
by No i'm the real Brian February 22, 2010
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