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bushman

A myth creature who is hairy and ape like, and lives in a bush.
Clure: I'm so hairy.. wat shall i do...
Laura: AAAhh u bushman!
Jess (bends neck towards clure): hmm
by Laura elizabeth May 11, 2006
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bushman's hanky

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.
Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'
by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007
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Bushman of the Kalahari

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"
by Jeff Heywood September 2, 2005
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bushman's blow

The bushman's blow is the act of evacuating your nasal passages in the absence of suitable catching material. Ie, blowing your nose with no hankerchief or tissue or sleeve.

Steps:

1. Squeeze your nostrils together with thumb and index finger.
2. Roll your fingers one up and one down such that one nostril is opened and angled away from your face, and the other is closed.
3. Tilting your head back.
4. Exhale sharply and forcefully.

Performed correctly the bushman's blow can be propelled several metres. Performed incorrectly the bushman's blow can be propelled several cm down ones face.
I shot the opposite side of my shed with my bushman's blow.
by thehelix March 27, 2006
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bushman's pancake

Eating a pancake by rolling it up and using your hands, without any cutlery.
Tom just ate a bushman's pancake.
by roberto_au March 12, 2011
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Bushmans Blow

The fine art of craning ones neck forward from the body, placing one finger up or covering one nostril. A deep breath is then taken and the air is expelled at a staggering rate via the remaining nostril.

Good, practical way of cleansing ones nose when no tissues are around.
Ted, in an effort to remove stubborn mucous from his nasal passage, performed a bushman's blow into Annie's face.
by Professor Rape PhD July 28, 2003
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bushman's blow

the bushman's blow is performed by pressing down one nostril and blowing (as you would into a handkerchief) without a handkerchief or tissue.

if not performed correctly, snot may land on you
yuk, did you see that guy? he just did a bushman's blow all over that fence
by teh_dee December 12, 2006
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