Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife

by Bill Greenwood October 20, 2008

green bus ride

When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes

I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.

by smithword July 22, 2018

Canadian bus ride

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.

"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."

by stanleypants September 26, 2008

Canadian bus ride

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.

Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.

by Stevens W Galloway September 26, 2008

New York Bus Ride

A sexual act between two men in which the receiving partner, person A, is sitting on the other partner's, person B's, lap sideways. Additionally, B sucks A's dick while fucking him in the ass.

"I'll sit on your lap and let you fuck my ass, but you have to suck my dick."

"Okay, before or after?"

"Dude, during. I want a New York Bus Ride."

by SamKatz April 25, 2010

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

Irish Bus Ride

**Irish Bus Ride**

*(noun, slang)*

When an Irish man arranges for a Mexican woman—usually from Sonora—to travel north on a Tufesa Executive bus to the U.S.–Mexico border, picks her up after she crosses on foot, has sex with her in Queen Creek, Arizona, and then sends her back to the border in an Uber.

“Did you hear about Kellen? Dude pulled an Irish Bus Ride last weekend.”

by SS Steve April 27, 2025