A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.
The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012
Get the bentonite mug.The act of becoming extremely horny. This tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.
Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.
Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt
Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.
Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt
by JNiggaaa January 6, 2010
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a device with lots of buttons such as an electronic device. Or an article of clothing with lots of buttons
Stop messin' with that sprinkler control box, its too buttonie.
Or
This sweater is to hard to put on its to buttonie!
Or
This sweater is to hard to put on its to buttonie!
by KJA September 27, 2012
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Refers to when one goes snowboarding with all Burton gear (hard and soft goods). Usually happens by accident as when one Burton product is purchased it tends to be incompatible with anything else on the market.
I can't wait for it to start snowing, I really want to go burtoning!
Why did I buy this over priced Burton board? Now I have to buy these over priced Burton bindings because nothing else will fit. Oh well I guess I'll just go burtoning this year...
Why did I buy this over priced Burton board? Now I have to buy these over priced Burton bindings because nothing else will fit. Oh well I guess I'll just go burtoning this year...
by 8===D --- ('o') April 1, 2009
Get the Burtoning mug.Common street slang for Fortnite, the video game. For added effect, one can add “game” to the end to make the complete phrase: “Bortnite game.” Be careful when using this word, as it may trigger some individuals.
by BortniteLover February 11, 2021
Get the Bortnite mug.When something is so fucked up looking, it looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton movie like Edward Scissorhands.
by EPrime October 15, 2006
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