Dirty Bullocks

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.

After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks

by troy horrowitz May 11, 2012

atomic-budloo

A mistake by which when you have a girl eating out of the palm of your hand you make a rediculous Howard Dean-like comment, thereby cockblocking yourself.

I was about to get laid and then I pulled an atomic-budloo and jokingly told the girl I had a tiny penis. FML.

by TheMan2731 January 14, 2010

Burdock

Burdock is any of a group of biennial thistles in the genus Arctium, family Asteraceae.

The prickly heads of these plants are noted for easily catching on to fur and clothing, thus providing an excellent mechanism for seed dispersal. Burrs cause local irritation and can possibly cause intestinal hairballs in pets. However, most animals avoid ingesting these plants.

Julian, you're covered in burdocks --I hate those fucking things.

by arentiexclusive January 25, 2009

Berlow

A fucking cunt who sucks gigantic cocks while giving a hand job to reingold. Also he's very skinny fat and the only reason he has a wife is because she's a gold digger. Hes also a bald weirdo who looks at reingold's dick and eating his semon cookies! He sweezs reingold's manboobs like there acutual boobs and sucks on thems too.

Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW

Berlow: ok

A few minutes later...

Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW

Berlow: ok

The berlow pulled my pants down.

by Euehebd May 30, 2018

Bulrog

Eric Cartman's ninja name in the episode of South Park "Good Time With Weapons"

"I am Bulrog, a tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicate the world of hippies"

Kyle: "Alright guys, hold on...I'll use MY special power to see into the future and see where we should head next"

Cartman: "HOLD ON GUYS! I actually have another special power to, I can see into the future too but better than Kyle"

Kyle:"Goddammit Cartman! you can't keep making up powers!"

Cartman: "I...am Bulrog, and I have lots and lots of powers."

by BrumBrum43 March 30, 2011

Matt Barlow

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Burdon On Society Day

January 18th, when everyone is supposed to walk slowly, talk slowly, vandelize neighborhood signs, benches, fences, ect. If the day is on a school day, do not go to school, do not tell your parents you're not going to school, don't call in and let the school know, just don't go. Instead, go to a busy mall, get an empty cart, never buy anything but go to all the small stores and look at stuff in the thin isles for a long time. If you do buy something, buy it in unrolled nickles and dimes. If you have the pennies, thats a plus. Also, count out each coin at a time, and half way through pretend to mess up and start over. That is one of the thousands of things you can do on this day.

Justin ~"Man, did you see what Alan and Regan did on Burdon On Society Day?"
Cody ~ "Yeah, that bench with the car dealer's face on it had a cock in his mouth!"

by P.J.Scene March 27, 2007