bunter

A boring, dull thing or event. Adjectival form bunterous.

A: Did you watch the cricket match last night?
B: No, 'cos no good players were in it. It was a bunter.

by bbrain429 March 30, 2009

bunter

When the balls of a man hang lower than the shaft of his penis.

Oh my god you won't believe what happened last night. I took this guy home and he was sporting a bunter!

I jumped in the lake and was freezing, I had an instant bunter!

by Bunterhunter December 3, 2011

bunter

A fat bastard - usually the kid you bullied at school for being rich and fat

Lets batter that billy bunter!

by Dave July 8, 2003

Bunter

one who exhibits extremely homosexual tendencies and characteristics

if i didn't know you, and i saw all of this grabassing, i would swear you were all bunters

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

bunter

Slow moving child commonly found in urban areas of Ontario.

That bunter could stand still on a hill, even in roller skates.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

billy bunter

Billy Bunter is a term used by folk from the south of England, it's used to describe someone who is skinny with small arms but also fat with a gut! A Billy Bunter is big in all the wrong places!

Mate you need to get down the gym you're starting to look like a right "billy Bunter"

by Billy Bunter July 7, 2016

bunter clap

When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.

Grace got the bunter clap last night, I washed my hands 12 times.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017