Banbury Cake

A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.

The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.

The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.

Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.

Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"

by googabooga April 25, 2013

Burbury Prick

Teenage rude boys who wear burbury caps at such a steep angle the peak is vertical. They usually hang around in large packs. Other notable attributes include cigarette behind the ear, greasy hair, his mums jewellery, an earing, a sky blue hooded top and a 25cc moped.

Look at that bunch of burbury pricks, bet they're not so brave when they aren't 'hangin' with 40 of their 'bruvvas'

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

Burbury

The ULTIMATE in chav clothing. Only the most chavvy street dwellers can wear this amazing patterned clothing.

Mainly Caps, scarfs and bags are made of this chav material.

That stupid twat is wearing burbury, what a chav.

by Craig Tippins April 26, 2005

Banbury

A Little Town In Oxfordshire, England. The Town Is Most Notable For It's Violent Crime, Clear Segregation Between Communities And The Terrible Childrens Nursery Rhyme: "Ride A Cock Horse" Which Recently Graced The Embittered Landscape With It's Own Hideous Statue, Across From The 2-Screen Cinema.
People Die Here. Constantly. More Than Anywhere Else. You Bet.
Breeding Ground Of Second-Wave Chavs

It's A Shitty Little Town In The South Of UK.
Example:

Oik1: "Hey Man, You Want To Go To Banbury?"
Oik2: "No Thanks - Even The Fool That I Am Knows Not To Grace That Shite-Hole With My Bad Self. You Get AIDs Upon Entering"

by Jimi King Of The Universe May 8, 2007

Banbury

Historically linked with prostitution, Banbury is now the UK's capital for people in wheelchairs, eastern european immigrants and young (read underage) mothers. Once the proud owner of its very own Gropecunt Lane (until 1410, now known as Parsons Lane) Banbury proudly continues the British traditions of single mothers and alcoholism.

Banbury is the Las Vegas of the UK. If you are blind and deaf. And retarded and with AIDS. (Which is likely if you are in Banbury)

by Tiders-the-Halfy September 20, 2009

Banbury

Town full of spoiled upper middle class children who think that living in one of the countries most affluent areas in a town with no real crime statistics is the worst thing in the world.

Person A: Oh my God Banbury is just the worst, it only has 2 cinema screens, and the parking at the leisure centre is just awful!

Person B: Shut your stupid face and get some perspective.

by PoeJaxton August 12, 2012

bunburying

Someone who has a secret alias in order to escape. Originated in London in the victorian era and evolved into a reference for someone who enjoyed a secret life of homosexuality.

It seems that Jeff does a bit of bunburying on the weekends.

by Horaz April 16, 2008