An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.
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One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.
Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*
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Yeah, I bulbonk fruit. Melons are my favorite. Oranges kinda hurt though. Sometimes I go crazy and bulbonk where doorknobs used to be.
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Get the bunbun mug.A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.
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Bro i was totally going down on her and it tasted like straight ass and not the good kind. That bitch had a serious Bubonic Vag
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