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bumblaclut

A pussy that doesn’t drink sparkling water, eats sushi, and drives a Tesla
I was talking to this bumblaclut and he was scared of the bubbles in his water
by Bumblaclut July 26, 2022
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Bumblebutt

The cute floofy butt of a bumblebee, especially when sticking out of a flower.
Look at this cute bumblebutt sticking out of this flower!
by WordForest April 29, 2023
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Bumbleflum

Flegm of the bum. Found mostly in the pits of young children’s jocks, elderly peoples bloomers and those who didn’t learn how to wipe properly. Also commonly found in the grundies of wondongarians and dirty bitches beef curtains.
Mum : “woah whose skiddies are these ones?”
Sproglette : “nah, it’s just bumbleflum mum!”
by anonymous January 4, 2024
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bumblenut

Conjunction of ‘bumble’ meaning to ‘move or act in an awkward way’ and ‘nut’, a 2010’s slang term meaning ‘to ejaculate’. A favourite catch phrase of the character Bandit from the popular children's TV show ‘Bluey’. A notorious favourite of both the current generation of children and the sad generation of entitled millennial forever-renters that spawned them.

1. (Noun) Person unintentionally conceived by their parents.

2. (Verb) To unintentionally blow a load in someone causing them to fall pregnant.
‘Ok I believe you when you said kid number 3 was planned but there is no way number 4 isn’t a walking bumblenut scraped off of the hotel sheets from your 5th anniversary

‘Anna wanted a kid so she went out to the city and got like 10 bumblenuts dropped in her before she got the uber at 2.’
by pablothelama January 17, 2024
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Bumblenuts

These are typically pieces of poo with a sphere / roundness appearance which may have formed naturally through the digestive tract or formed in a more unorthodox fashion by rolling bits of poo together in the palm of the hand and rolling it up into a ball.
Bumblenut/s can also be used as an insult, to call someone a 'bumblenut', or to say someone is acting 'bumblenuts'.
Never underestimate the bumblenut. If one is stepped on, depending on the bumblenuts life cycle would depend on whether it simple breaks apart like dust, or the crust breaks which releases a caramel like texture and a horrendous stench of shit.
May contain sweetcorn and/or nuts. A typical bumblenut is the size of a singular chocolate 'Malteser', although taste quality varies.
Pronunciation of the word 'bumblenuts' is carried out by relaxation of the jowls and lips and saying the word which should makes the lips flap like blowing raspberries or pretending to be a car.
Warning to user; It is IMPOSSIBLE to conduct the correct pronunciation of this word while smiling and laughing
Example 1; Public Restroom
John: (enters toilet stall to see a shitty surprise) "Oh for fuck's sake!? Who's left bumblenuts in the toilet and not flushed?!"

Example 2; Mother Parenting Child
Diane: "If I ever hear you swearing like that in public again, I'll wash your mouth out with a handful of bumblenuts!"

Example 3; Doctor's Office
Doctor: "So... how have your bowl movements been?"
Patient; "... still constipated... just shitting out bumblenuts at the moment."
by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<)2026 February 3, 2026
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