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Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.
Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.

Dan has much greater blumage than Jack.
by Hoss Reed May 18, 2009
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Bumgeegee

THE ULTIMATE PHRASE USED BY THE MAN HIMSELF, STAN MAN.
stan: BUMGEEGEE!!!11ONE
literally everyone else: arf
by luigiman106 March 8, 2019
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dame bamaged

when a woman fucks up your head similar to brain damage
my friend Joe got dame bamaged by a lesbo
by ichithekiller March 17, 2010
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bummage

Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)
<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!
by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004
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Bukage

An amazingly charming asian gamer boy that all the girls want to have sex with but because he is a mature fella, he is loyal, and gay.
I am Bukage.
by MasterBukage November 27, 2019
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Bumgerm

Used to describe a person who is unpleasant, abhorrent, obnoxious, or just not doing what you want them to. First used by Eric the 'Alfwit, of Lobotomy Racing, to describe Bernie Blackman, and other such jerks. Can be used lightly, (1), if a friend is being gross, or more seriously, (2), if someone is causing shivers-down-the-spine, gagging disgust. Can also be used on someone who is causing annoyance or aggravation of any kind, but no discomfort (3).
1) Girl one: TEACHERS NAKDED! HAHA!
Girl two: I am seriously grossed out now, you bumgerm.

2) Perv teacher: *walks up behind (girl) student and places hand on shoulder, attempting to create gape in front of shirt and thus get an eyeful, under the guise of checking that they're working and not writing notes*
Sooo... What are you working on today?
Student: *holds shirt closed with hands*
Modesty, bumgerm.

3) Teacher: I am brilliant. Mozart is brilliant. Elevator music pwns... (continues his self-indulgent rant about the brilliance of things that he likes and the general suckiness of everyone who does not agree with him)
Student: Ugh. Bumgerm much?
by Invisible_Girl_92 December 24, 2008
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Bummaged

Term originating from Eton Public School, circa 1964 by the victims of an act of buggery, (usually whilst one is asleep).
"Oh my God, I think I've been bummaged"!!!
by daventry October 5, 2007
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