bullshittitude

the extent to which an object, concept, ideal, etc is BULLSHIT.

I think the sheer bullshittitude of the fact that GWB is president is astounding.

by widgester!@!11!! October 15, 2002

Bullshitting

A writing technique in which the user bases an entire piece of writing, often an essay, around a single and often small, irrelevant and/or useless piece of information.
Skilled Bullshitting will allow someone to write a full essay about nothing yet make it look as if they know what they are talking about and are answering the question.

What did you write for the essay at the end of that exam?" " I had no idea, I was Bullshitting my way through it

by Clementekid June 2, 2010

Bullshittery

An art form, usually used when trying to pass a test you didn't study for.

Josh: Hey man what did you write about for the history essay?

Javier: I don't know, man. I just used my skills in bullshittery and prayed it made sense.

by Trumpeteer10 April 19, 2020

Bullshitter

Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.

Zach was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people he forgot to check his phone.

by tommy bullshittin January 4, 2015

bullsitting

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.

Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!

by valvenus November 23, 2011

bullshitter

An inveterate liar. A person whose life is so empty they have to invent grandiose yarns and daring exploits to make people think they are anything other than sad pathetic losers.The king of bullshitters is a guy called Eddie and one of his outlandish anecdotes is transcribed below.

"So I got a bite and I reeled it in and it was a 500cc motorbike. Kick started first time. Went down to Birmingham for the weekend on it. Pulled two girls and did them both in the hotel room while snoting coke off their tits. Just as I joined the M6 on my way home the front wheel fell off. Couldn't fix it so had to do a wheelie for the full 120 miles."

"Jesus! You bullshitter!"

by Dave Mars January 21, 2007

Bullshitter

1. One who lies out of his/her ass.
2. One who commits the act of bullshitting.

Bullshit=absolute nonesense, to lie out of the asshole.

Me: John is such a bullshitter
Eric: Why do you say that?
Me: because he promised that he'd give me his PS3 ifI could end DMC4 in a week.
Eric: well, you should have known that he was bullshitting from the door.
Me: that asshole.

by Marsellus Wallace's Wife March 13, 2009