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I asked ted if he wanted to stay for another drink. Said he was going home for an Aggressive bullpen session after being turn down by the chick at the bar.
by Tonytoucha January 28, 2019
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The bullpen rotation

A carefully selected grouping of women that a man is dating on a semi regular, rotation basis where no real commitment is delivered on his part to anyone of them......and where each woman in the bullpen is tagged with a designation....such as "the Ace".. She gets the nod to attend family gatherings or the "Middle Reliever".... The one that can be called most anytime and is available...and finally the "Closer".... The late night (I'll be over in a minute) call response.
Gerry’s hasn’t been with the same girl twice in a row since I explained to him the benefits of building and correctly managing the bullpen rotation.
by King Dolphin December 3, 2011
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bullpen

1. In baseball, the bullpen (sometimes referred to as just "the pen") is the area where relief pitchers warm-up before entering a game. Depending on the ballpark, it may be situated in foul territory along the baselines or just beyond the outfield fence.

2. It also refers to an office workspace populated with desks but no separating cubicles or walls.
1. Goose Gossage warmed up before the 7th inning and then went into the game to trounce whoever his team at the time (White Sox, Yankees, Padres or Mariners) happened to be playing.

2. Finch from Just Shoot Me works at the periphery of the bullpen, right outside his boss's door.
by 5150pacer March 20, 2008
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bullpen

in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.
tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.

Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
by Chris Norton February 6, 2009
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Bullpen

A bullpen is a rotation of women started by Grant Sisk. The basics of the pullpen consist of the alpha female (#1) in the rotation, two supporting aces (#2 & #3) and two relievers (#4 & #5). The alpha female is the go to at all times, but if she isn't available, the skipper will move down the totem pole.

WARNING: IF YOU START A BULLPEN IT CAN CONSUME YOUR LIFE. ADVISE AGAINST STARTING A BULLPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE
Hey, who all is in the bullpen now?
by oneguytrain May 16, 2016
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bellbend

Where the penis bends slightly to one side due to excessive masturbation.
"Did you here about what Sadie said about Danny?"
"Yeah, apparently he's been masturbating too much and now he has a bellbend"
by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 14, 2010
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full bullpen

When you slide a very far distance on a waxed floor in a pair of socks. Originally obtained from an episode of Brooklyn 99.
“Jake, did you see that the janitors just waxed the floor?”
Jake: “hold my beer, it’s time for the full bullpen.”
by KOLOnoscopy June 10, 2022
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