Basement Bunker

noun - The lower points of entrance on a male or female

Doug: Hey Carl, how's it going?
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker

Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

bunker duck

a heinous lookin girl, like, holy shit ugly

That girl is one nasty bunker duck, I wouldn't hit that shit in the dark with a blindfold and someone else's dick!

by sleepyferret February 4, 2009

bunker jumping

A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.

Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!

by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017

Bunkered

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.

While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.

by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.

man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew

by Slavasonic June 22, 2011

Bunker Baby

A president who encourages stalin like tactics against his own people using authoritarian type force on unarmed people to further incite rioting then hides in a bomb proof bunker like a coward.

It infuriates Donald Trump to be called a bunker baby.

by LUNCHBOX77 June 5, 2020

Behnke

The Bomb Diggity Shiznit. No one can top them.

"You are sooo Behnke!"

by Da Shiznit Dizzle My Nizzle March 9, 2009