buford

A lame person who can't do anything without a problem

"Josh always fuckin Shit up!"
"He a fuckin Buford I swear man."

by ŃáìŕéŘéńéè September 21, 2016

Bufordism

The philosophy of celebrating life as a dumbass.

The U.S. government has adopted a firm policy of Bufordism for all its employees.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

buford

one of the hotter boys you'll find in high school. he is a whole beefcake and has a flat head, his booty is big too

wow y'all see buford over there? he's so dreamy

by gloriouscircus November 13, 2019

BIG BUFORD

The best burger at checkers

I'm gonna mow 6 big bufords tonight and then shit them out

by GUTTERMOUTH June 18, 2008

Chunky Buford

Act of tucking your lips inside your lover's anus and vomiting inside their rectum. Then after an hour wait, you lay down while they squat over you and fart it back out on your chest. Usually by this point the vomit curdles nicely, and comes out chunky like cottage cheese.

I heard Danny Juicyfingers and Sanzabar Pepperpants were up all night last night watching Golden girls reruns and giving each other some pretty healthy Chunky Bufords.

by Gypsy Bummer January 6, 2005

Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver

Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 1, 2022

Buford, Wyoming

Home of the loneliest man in the US. Population: 1.

In Buford, Wyoming the man that lives there must be the mayor, fire chief, police man and store keeper. Funny...

by HomeSkilletBiscuit1015 July 20, 2011