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Buddhist 

Either a pretentious, pompous, and pseudo-intellectual narcissist or, if they aren't from a westernized nation (e.g. USA, UK, France), a follower of the teachings of Buddha.
I am so deep because I am a Buddhist!
Buddhist by Anferny Jackson May 29, 2005

buddhist 

Someone who believes that there is no god but will be reincarnated. Often philosophers and seekers of the meaning of life.
The Buddhist philosopher concluded that waffle doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
buddhist by Pyrus October 22, 2003

Buddhist 

A buddhist is someone who plays the guitar alot and enjoys kissing in the rain, they strighten their hair and try to save the rainforest, as well as doing lots of charity work and they couldn't hurt a fly.
-awwww, i like that buddhist
-ooh i like him, hes such a buddhist
-if only my boyfriend was a buddhist
Buddhist by sheeeeeep! June 4, 2009

Buddhist Swastika 

A Symbol that represents either of or relating to Buddhism and/or something that is conducive to Buddhist Morals. It is also known as "the Heart Seal of the Buddha". Used in many Asian Countries to mark the location of a Buddhist Temple it is also finding it's way to the West as well.

A red or golden squared swastika going in the left direction with either a yellow or white background.

Anyone who shows much Buddhist knowledge and can be a witty sarcastic show-off who competes for attention.

Anyone who spams with the Kalama Sutra Quote as an answer for everything.

Something the Religiously Intolerant Feign Ignorance with, and try to get others to believe is a Nazi Swastika.

The end result of the Buddhist Palm technique whereas a giant Buddhist Swastika shoots out of the Buddhist's hand, similar to the Kame-Hame-Ha Wave Blast Palm used by Son Goku (the Monkey King) in Dragon Ball Z.

Used as a symbol of Protection from ghosts, demons, individuals with bad Karma, and wild animals. Also to protect against negative mental states.
Oh Shit, the Buddhist Swastika is here, and he's kicking ass.

Dude it's the Nazi god!!! No, dipshit, that's the Buddhist Swastika, the Heart Seal of the Buddha.

You're starting to sound like the Buddhist Swastika.

Dude, there's a toppled tree in my yard, did you knock it down with a Buddhist Swastika?

He's going to need a Buddhist Swastika stamped on his head to keep him cool.

Buddhist Palm

A move popularized in many Martial Arts film originating from China.

Some of Jet Li's movies, Iron Monkey and Stephen Chow's 'Kung Fu Hustle' make use of the Buddhist Palm technique.

In Anime: Chiriku from the 'Naruto' series uses a similar technique called 'Raigou Senjusatsu'.
From Kung Fu Hustle

Landlady: Remember the Buddhist technique of palm descending from heaven?

LandLord: The long lost Buddhist Palm that we all that was forever gone!
Buddhist Palm by Samanosuke December 3, 2009

Buddhist Goodbye 

When you tap the top of a persons head with your penis and say the word, "Dong.." after ending a friends with benefits relationship.
James' Mom was laying there wanting more of Drew's throbbing cock, but Drew was late for work, so he walked over and gave James' Mom a Buddhist Goodbye and he vanished never to be seen or heard from again.
Buddhist Goodbye by uhurmom November 13, 2022