Bonced

Being extremely high or stoned on the lords good 'erb

Person 1: How are you man?
Person 2: Man im so bonced.

by Jason ambrose not really lol December 26, 2011

bonce balancing

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

by sangus June 6, 2018

boonce

Boonce: The art or act of beating up someone, similiar to ownage and pwned but physical not over the net.

hey can you "boonce" this guy for me he is really giving me the shits.

by Pyro fyre November 5, 2005

Bonce

A bald sex offender (Pedophile)
Derived from a mixture of the words bald and nonce

"Oy Tom! You bonce, why you DM'ing 13 year olds bout there batty?"

by MexicanGringo January 18, 2018

bonce rot

bonce rot - where bonce refers to head and rot refers to a less than optimal feeling. i.e. My bonce is rotting (due to the pain I am in)

"I'm experiencing a severe case of bonce rot - my head feels like it's going to explode!"

by maria u December 27, 2007

Boncey

Boncey - how you are feeling when on it with the lads.

'How are you feeling after that diddly?'

'Absolutely bloody boncey, me'

by OffWhiteKing May 10, 2016

boncel

a cute fat cat with a lovely eyes <3

boncel is literally the cutest cat

by anonymous November 23, 2021