Brush your hair with a house centipede 

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up

"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

Brush your hair with a house centipede by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020

Brush Your Teeth 

An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.

Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick

Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth

Brush Your Teeth by Hitman 2-1 October 20, 2008

Brush your teeth 

Colgate oral b tooth brush

Raj was talking to antony about he slept with two birds at same time

Knowing he was talking shit

Antony replied "brush your teeth"

Its originally comes from people who tend to waffle in every conversation they have and talk utter shite

So we say to them afterwards

BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOL 😆

Brush your teeth by Redforllife June 27, 2020

brush your teeth 

To give a blow job and let someone come in your mouth.

I helped you brush your teeth!

brush your teeth by Anon234 October 7, 2006

Brush your shoulders off 

A cool action that only the playaz do when they be pimpin

You gotta get that dirt off your shoulders

Brush your shoulders off by PJ, Matt x2, TK February 20, 2004

brush your teeth with the kids 

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

brush your teeth with the kids by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

brush your hair by flywithbeans January 8, 2025