Brumpkin

Performing of fellatio on a man who is sitting on a toilet and taking a crap.

Yo, you hear about Per and Max? They were just in the bathroom and Per gave Max brumpkin. Pretty sick, right?

by Fletch March 15, 2004

brumpkin

When you stick your face between a persons asscheeks and give them a raspberry

giving an anal raspberry = brumpkin

by Matt Y July 22, 2006

brumski

The exclaimation said before reaching out, grabbing and squeezing a man's testicals. He can prevent said attack by exclaiming, "No Brumski."

Even though Keith is a heterosexual, it hurt when he said, "brumski" and grabbed my boys!

by jewy josh October 4, 2006

Brumski

The act of one sticking their face in between two female breasts and rubbing their face back and forth and saying bruuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmski!

John: How was the date last night?

Dan: Decent, I gave her a brumski.

by Big Mumble September 26, 2005

blumpski

The act of taking a shit while a female does a line of cocain off your dick.

Dude, I just went to the bathroom with this chick and got an amazing blumpski.

by RedDragonMaster June 24, 2016

Brumski

A group of people who like to ski, get very drunk, and serially fail their degrees.

"Hey, are you involved in Brumski?"

"Nah, I'd rather not repeat a year."

by coinaphrase February 27, 2022

Brumpkin

A Blumpkin given by an Asian person

I was in Chinatown the other day and accidentally walked in on your boyfriend getting a Brumpkin, sorry.

by Reginald the Classy October 28, 2010