Brostache

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.

Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.

by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008

Boystache

A ratty mustache found on most pubescent boys because they’re either too afraid to shave or are delusional because they think it looks good. Mostly found on Remys Frankies and Jacks

Please shave your boystache. It’s very terrible

by Little bunny girl Martha lil p April 27, 2020

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

broomstache

Mustache that is generally thick and wide and hangs over the upper lip.

I don't know how that guy manages to eat without getting all sorts of food caught in his broomstache.

by blovie July 21, 2011

Boobstache

Chest hair on a man (and maybe some women).

I like men with some nice boobstache, it's so masculine and sexy!

Really? I prefer mine with a smooth chest.

by Laura-May July 11, 2012

Bogstache

When one has a mustache and goes down on a woman, eating her out until her body expresses her satisfaction of your efforts by excitedly releasing her lady jizz onto your mustache.

"Dude! I just tasted Some chick I met at a party and we fucked and I ate her until she squirted on my face), I've got bogstache man!

by CuntasuarusRex March 18, 2016

bobstache

The graying facial hair of a man who may or may not be named Bob

"No, you don't understand, my dad's beard and mustache went white at, like, forty, then darkened back to A BOBSTACHE in the decade or so since."

by RaiShaou January 5, 2019