Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.

'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

by Stumper steve May 29, 2009

Brownstone

Heroin

Guns 'n Roses - Mr. Brownstone

by Peter22222223 January 22, 2010

brownstoner

One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.

Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.

by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011

brownstoned

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019

Brownstone

Old school street terminology for Heroin.

In the Guns N Roses song "We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone." AKA shooting heroin.

by TF610 December 19, 2009

brownhog

Any individual who possesses socially akward qualities and several distinguishable physical features. These said features can range from abusrd hairiness to a burly physical frame to a lazy eye, all of which contribute to the individual's lack of social ability.

Wow, I hate when that brownhog follows us around everywhere.

by Darth Doucher January 17, 2009

brownstone

a slang word the drug heroin

listen to guns n roses "mr brownstone" they said it better than i can

by rump-roast May 13, 2006