brown crayon

A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")

person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

by Eurobug October 20, 2010

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010