Used primarily as a substitute for, "Damn you'repretty fucking cool and sometimes I wish we could have sex even though we're two really, really, extremely hetero males."
Sup, broseph?! You wanna have some sex, man? I can bring the heat, nah mean?
A derogatory term for a bad person who thrashes Jack Blacks chopper by throwing a very filling burrito.
Jack Black: What The hell BRO!
Ron Burgundy: Ohh that was a nasty spill you had there.
Jack Black: You just thrashed my chopper BROSEPH! The only thing I ever loved. Im gonna stomp your goofy ass!
1. A college educated, fraternity-oriented Caucasian male, usually ages 18-30, who spends his weekends wakeboarding/jetskiing and intentionally creating wakes from his speed boat to unset or flip crew shells, kayakers, and canooers; while doing so flashing the "hang-loose" hand gesture.
2. One who enjoys motorized watersports, drinking Pabst, wearing board-shorts/jams, playing obnoxiously loud gay music, and derives pleasure in being an asshole.
3. (especially) The person who posted the definition for wakeboarder.
Broseph #1: Dude! We just totally hardcore thrashed those crew bitches!
A bro of high bro qualities, such as; Brohem, brosause, bropizza, bromicrowaveoven, brojeddia, or bro. This is the type of person a bro would want to just kinda give a big ole' hug. Bro, stop being a bro, and be a broseph.
Middle upperclass white male usually in their mid 20’s to late 30’s. Raised in the suburbs and got their MBA paid for by their mom & dad. They attempt to hang out in major metropolitan areas at trendy little bars spending their time with coked out cougars.
They can be easily identified since they always travel in packs, will all have overly gelled hair and all wear vertically stripped shirts with the stench of excessive cologne basically looking like a pack of date rapist.