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brooming 

Extremely hot, sweaty, and boring; nothing to do during the summer time.
It was a very brooming day, i was so hot and had nothing to do." or, "It's absolutely BROOMING outside, you have to be crazy to sit out there for so long!
brooming by sauceymarsupial June 29, 2010

Brooming 

A sport in which the objective is to stand a broom upright so that it may stand by itself (freestanding vertically), take a picture of it, and upload it to Facebook or equivilant. The goal is to place the broom in the most random, interesting, or entertaining place possible, similar to planking.
An ideal brooming expedition could be placing your broom freestanding vertically on top of a mountain, inside an aquarium, next to a Sasquatch, etc.
Brooming by I Forgot My Name June 20, 2012

Brooming 

The art of positioning a broom where it will stand on its own
-"How is that broom standing up on its own?"

-"I have mastered the technique of brooming."
Brooming by garretj0nes June 11, 2012

Brooming 

Hey Shukri wyd?

Shukri: I’m brooming!
Brooming by KadabedayKuchus November 27, 2021

Brooming & Dust-panned 

A dirty way to push another/others into taking their opinions against a specific person or group

They (Broomers) impose their opinions or beliefs on other people, they try and make people accept them as a rule or as a model to copy.

Manipulators use this tactic to make others feel they're looking out for you and therefore hoping you'll defer to them.

Broomers are pushing you into a dust pan of filth (often completely made up "reasons") they've convinced you to believe about a person or group in order to take away your independence to make your own conclusions, and just believe theirs

Manipulative control tactics to turn you against a person or group to gain more people to be against them

Broomers need to gain more detractors to be against a specific person or group. This way, to others watching, it appears the majority against them must be right.

(Which gains more people against the person or group.)
Brooming & Dust-panned
She was telling him multiple lies about <insert name here>, brooming him to take her opinions as fact, when in reality she dust-panned him into believing her's.

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.