Dirty Bronson

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.

That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Brinton

A man's name, also girl's apparently. Brinton is not a well known name. Brinton is a respectable man with great attributes and low respect for those who suck in life. Brinton is usually successful at everything he does at life and can hold a happy relationship at a young age unlike the rest of the human population. He can sweet talk a girl just by looking at her but when he actually talks to a girl she'll melt. Brinton is not the normal hormonal teenager, he has a real heart.

Brinton won our game of 2 on 2 again..can't he just lose?

by littlepurpleguy9 August 6, 2011

Brownton Abbey

Code word for anal sex around uppity folk

Hey babe you want to go to Brownton Abbey later? Certainly my lady

by Bobby Butternut May 20, 2022

Boonton Township

A tiny town in Morris County, NJ. Full of rolling lawns, milling alpacas, which are commonly mistaken for llamas, although there are a couple llamas, too. And some sheep. There are farms, many pretty houses, an pre-k thru 8th grade school, a ridiculous amount of bears, deer, and squirrels, a mountain (supposedly haunted by an indian cult), a park, half a restaurant, half a strip mall, a private airfield, like five historic houses, some soccer fields, part of the underground railroad, a "private club" (basically a tiny muddy lake full of screaming children and leeches), a crazy rehab center (that claims to be a hospital) LOTS of treeeeees, and a bank. There is no high school, no sidewalks, no library, no streetlights, only one four way intersection (called by the locals "Four Corners"), no ice cream truck (we used to have one but they got rid of it and ruined all the little children's lives), no cell service in the majority of the town, no movie theatre, and no pizza place. The people there are old and conservative, and all own dogs. Every kid goes to the same school for at least nine years and get sick of each other. Overall, its a wonderful place to live.

Dude 1: Where do you live?

Dude 2: Boonton Township?

Dude 1: Never heard of it.

by i<3alpacas(not_llamas) April 29, 2010

Charles Bronson

Arguably the manliest man of the twentieth century. Born Charles Dennis Buchinsky to Lithuanian immigrants, Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson was one of fifteen children. He grew up in poverty in a mining community in Pennsylvania, mining coal to help support his family after his father died when he was 10; he earned $1 for each ton he mined. He was so poor that he had to wear his sister's clothes to school one time, but like a real man, he didn't cry about it, and all that did was piss him off more, so Charles started taking even more dangerous jobs to make more money to help his family. In 1943, he joined the U.S. Army Air Corps as a tailgunner and probably had like a million confirmed kills. After World War II, Bronson decided to pursue acting so he could make lots of money, making some of the all-time manliest films such as The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, and Once Upon a Time in the West. He also spanked some kids for talking shit about their parents in The Magnificent Seven, something which probably makes those people who think spanking is "wrong" get all their panties in a wad. In 1953, he changed his name to Bronson because that ass Joseph McCarthy was blacklisting everybody with Slavic last names. While on the set of The Great Escape, Bronson told actor David McCallum: "I'm going to marry your wife." Then he married McCallum's wife two years later. Bronson did many other awesome things in his life until his death in 2003. Frankly, you are no match for the manliness that was Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson.

Charles Bronson makes everyone else look gay by comparison.

by Paco Belmondo August 30, 2008

Brentonium

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

by Truth and Value September 18, 2022

Church of the Brenton

Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.

If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.

by Brenton Wilson October 30, 2008