baconnaise

The greatest food ever tasted by mortals. Essentially spreadable bacon.

It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.

Baconnaise + bacon + bacon bits = the world peace.

by nuclear powered superman June 19, 2009

Baconnaise

A delicious product made by the same people who brought you "bacon Salt," a product that is cosher, non fat, and vegan, thats right, vegan, bacon flavored salt.
"Baconnaise" as such, is bacon flavored mayonnaise. Delicious and wonderful, everything should taste like bacon!

baconnaise "Put some mothafukin baconnaise on that!"

by Osama been laughin March 29, 2009

bronniversary

A celebration of when you and your bro first met. Like an average anniversary, but instead of a romantic relationship, it's a celebration for bros, though it should be held in the same regard as a regular anniversary. Such a celebration includes things like making jokes, watching shitty movies, and doing something that both you and your bro like.

Yo, yesterday was Kenny and Corvi's bronniversary! I heard that they watched shitty bootlegged musicals on shady websites until three am.

by n u t t June 13, 2017

Bronnysexual

Having an attraction to Bronny James.

“Hey, would you like to go out on a date?”
“ No sorry, I’m bronnysexual.”

by Bronny’s Wifey May 16, 2022

bronnie

A girl, usually small and ginger, with a big heart.
Has a cute lisp.

Girl(small ginger girl): It was waining weally woughly yesterday
Boy: AWWWWW! You are such a bronnie!

by PlaidDragon October 1, 2007

theo bronwasser

One badass son of a bitch. He gets all the ladies he wants with just a look. Theo means god in Greek, so he has unlimited powers.

Female A: Oh my gosh here comes Theo Bronwasser. Does my hair look okay?
Female B: Yeah yeah looks fine. Whatever you do, don't fart.

by Best of the best December 17, 2013

Bronnie

A girl that gives tommy a boner

Hey tommy do you like bronnie looks down there’s a hole in his pants

by Tommy’s boner February 14, 2019