brocolli

A species of plant that is related to cabbage, lettuce, collards, and spinach. The plant is a perrenial in tropical and subtropical regions. Although the leaves can be eaten, the plant is mainly grown for its undeveloped flower heads which can either be eaten raw or cooked.

Brocolli stew is delicious.

by AYB April 7, 2003

beef and brocolli

a rolled cigarette or cigar containing; marijuana and hashish.

jeepers teddy that "beef and brocolli" blunt got me twisted like a savage climbing up an antenna pole wearing victoria secret panties..

by Jose Antonio August 9, 2006

brocolli

The stuff your parents force you to eat.

Mother: Have some brocolli, dear.
Kid: Eeeew, no thanks.
Mother: It's good for you!
Kid: ..it tastes like trees.

by glossedhorror August 31, 2006

chocolate brocolli

It is when a man or woman has their ass licked and blows ass fragments on to the rim polishers tongue resembling broccoli

dude this chic was licking my ass last night and i busted chocolate brocolli

by bj from hartford citay September 27, 2011

lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.

He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.

by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003

jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.

"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"

by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009

soggy brocolli

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!

Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.

by fairly john wright April 27, 2008