Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.

The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia

by H0oHa April 3, 2011

bromento

A souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. Usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.

Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."

Bro #2: "Nice bro!"

*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."

by Dunks22 July 21, 2010

Broment

A Bro moment exept it is a single word for laziness and style.

Bro: broment
Bro2: got that broment correct bro

by Fan of Azu September 9, 2020

Broment

A moment two bros share when their minds connect and they think the same thing at the same time.

"Bro dude that chick has a nice enough ass for a nice roll in the hay."
"BROMENT."

by therealbrofessor March 22, 2010

broment

n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk

John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."

by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008

bromenhammer ultra

An addition to or altercation of the word "bro" and in a way related to armenhammer ultra, no real need or direct use for the word, but it is cool and fun to do with your friends

Hey bromenhammer ultra, what did we do in english?

by mr.pootkins May 20, 2009

Broment

A moment between two men, usually involving feelings of fraternity or camaraderie.

After a big win, Scott and Brian had a broment and embraced for 30 seconds.

by Nancy Goldman Tate February 6, 2014