Bromanian

A Bro of Romanian nationality. Does not have to be a man, just a Romanian, and a bro.

Carl: Is your Bromanian coming over to watch the game tonight?
Peter: Yeah, but no worries. He's a true Bro!.

Matt: Thanks for tonight, Bromanians. Well done.
Bromanians: No problem, dude.

by Baby landmines September 27, 2010

Bromander in Chief

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

bromancaphobic

Afraid that your pal will start a bromance.

Tony is a bromancaphobic because he is avoiding his close friend Gary so they do not get too close.

by Antononymous July 3, 2009

bromando

a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.

" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando

by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010

bromandawg

the ultimate bro, when you surpass the stages of common bros and enter a hardcore friendship. slang for your main friend. its a big honor to be ones bromandawg.

i love you bromandawg!

by just your average bro July 23, 2011

The Ten Bromandments

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.

If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!

by Kale 23 September 19, 2009

Bremanda

Explosively mind blowing sex. Better than any fantasy you have ever had. Usually between two people with really hot asses.

Last night was so bremanda!

by swiss miss February 4, 2010