brocery shopping

what happens when bros go grocery shopping, usually for items relating to cheap nutrition or getting drunk.

"hey man, i'm out of natty ice and dollar pizzas. we need to go brocery shopping!"

by H&N Industries July 23, 2009

broker

Someone who invests your money until it's all gone ...

My aunt inherited some green, but her gutter-dwellin' broker used it all up for Bimmer payments ...

by Area Fifty One September 4, 2008

brokey

just another way to say something is broken

john: hey sara did you get that e-mail i sent you

sara: i cant

john: why not?

sara: my computer is brokey

by Lcpl K January 23, 2011

pussy broker

The leader of a group of ladies who must be made happy and kept occupied in order for your buddies to hit on her friends. If this dear is not kept busy she may throw some sort of fit causing great turmoil and demanding the undivided attention of her accompanying debutants, this may ruin everyone’s fun. This lady is often referred to as the P.B. or peanut butter.

“C, check out the bachelorette party over there.” I’m all over it. I will be in the midst of it as soon as I can figure out who the pussy broker is.”

“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”

Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.

by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007

Cock Broker

A friend that hooks you up with dudes like it's his/her job.

Jake is an amazing Cock Broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.

by Topalopogous January 12, 2009

brokerite

brokerite is another name for a hipster or an indie kid. this term was invented after the release of the crime videogame Grand Theft Auto IV. the indie radio station, known as Radio Broker, describes hipsters (or those to hipster to call themselves hipster) or brokerites.

Bob: tom, your such a brokerite man

Tom: im to cool to be broker

by the gentlemen thief November 11, 2009

Brocery

masculine grocery items such as beer, frozen pizza, and Doritos.

Who keeps putting milk on the brocery list?

by Darka The Titan March 12, 2012