Brofanity

Bonding through obscenity.

Bro 1: Sup Bitch?
Bro 2: Nothin' fucker... You?
Parent/Boss: Fellas keep the Brofanity to a minimum please.

by Barcooties August 14, 2009

Booginity

Same as virginity except in regards to the booty(hole.) Applicable for both genders.

Amos - "I told you that girl was a raspy." Don Swan - "How was you knowin?" Amos - "She lost her booginity before virginity! ...I seen tha tape."

by Amos LL January 4, 2008

Brotility Belt

When wearing gym/running/mesh shorts with the waist low enough to see boxers/underwear, a bro is able to use the inside of his underwear to hold valuables such as cell phone and car keys. Object will be held up from falling down by waist band of shorts, and held up against body by underwear.

Dude you need to borrow a phone? I got you! Let me get it from my brotility belt.

by lawofbroski October 28, 2010

Bromanity

The totality of Bro beings : The Bro race : Bromankind

- “This is a great service for all bromanity!”

by A.K Of J Town April 18, 2019

Bovinity

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.

"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."

by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004

Brofinition

To define a word in terms of bro speak from a complex or relatively complicated concept into frat speak.

So as a bro moves like close to the speed of light, he would so totally not even care cuz he'd be totally downing a Naty Ice of slowed down time to the other bros in the house. That's the brofinition of Relativity.

by Lateraltwo March 5, 2011

Profinity

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.

I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!

by ZenPulse January 18, 2022