broffession

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Brogressor

Someone who is being aggressive towards a bro.

Brogressor: you wanna fight bro!?

Bro: what'd you say!?

Bro #2: back off you brogressor

by michaelrulesyou May 2, 2013

Brofessor

A college professor that is totally a bro.

That brofessor who moved an exam because of the Harry Potter movie just announced that we can bring in a 3 page cheat sheet to the final exam. SO ABSURDLY BRO

by coocookchu December 9, 2010

brofessor

Meaning a good friend, a bro, a person with a PhD in chillin

*Phone rings*
"Brofessor! Yo, wuts up?"

by Seth Zampi February 27, 2008

broffessional

one who has reach the pinnacle of their broffessional life

man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Brofessor

A professor who is really chill and nice, and is basically one of your bros.

Oh yeah, Mr. Smith is such a Brofessor, I told him I was busy and he gave me an extension on the deadline!

by ThePurpleSandwich March 7, 2016

mad proffessor

An excentric chemist often wearing a dark lab coat with holes in covered, up by badges of various types. Is rather loud and strange sounding when bored, happy or pissed off. Can easily be irritated when experimenting. Is thought to be either " a genious" or "an idiot"

The mad proffessor had finally solved the problem of global warming in his lab and then went down the pub for a quick pint.

by Patrick_of_LU November 7, 2008