More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
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When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.
"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."
"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."
"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."
by prettypityparty November 26, 2006
Get the brocus pocus mug.A trusted bro, that would, if needed, go to battle for you. This is especially applicable when said bro could be considered an outsider or iconoclast.
The term is inspired by Bucephalus, the trusted steed of Alexander the Great. He was originally considered an untameable horse but helped Alexander carve one of the largest empires of all time, spanning from Greece to India.
The term is inspired by Bucephalus, the trusted steed of Alexander the Great. He was originally considered an untameable horse but helped Alexander carve one of the largest empires of all time, spanning from Greece to India.
"Whoa dude, don't hate on my brocephalus! He had my back last week when we scuffled with some B&T at Webster Hall."
"I dumped Jenny, so I am going to go watch 2012 with my brocephalus tonight."
"I dumped Jenny, so I am going to go watch 2012 with my brocephalus tonight."
by Βουκέφαλος December 2, 2009
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Did you hear about Gabe? Homeboy's nine feet tall, stopped a mugging, and makes sweet love to his girl. Total Brocules.
by Sam Vimes, Esq. September 28, 2011
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Fred: Going through a brokup. My bro Sean went back to Georgia.
Fred: Going through a brokup. My bro Sean went back to Georgia.
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