Brocrastinator

A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it

Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator

by AngelOvvl March 10, 2015

brocrastinating

The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.

Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.

by Tpep13 February 4, 2010

brocrastinating

Putting off important responsibilities to party, work out, or bang hot chicks.

Dudebro, I have a 20 page paper I didn't start because i was brocrastinating yesterday when I got drunk and then went to the gym.

by Dr. Brosshart October 31, 2011

Brocrastinating

Procrastinating: for Bros™️

Bro 1: I didn’t do my math homework!
Bro 2: Me neither, guess we’re brocrastinating.

by @rosetedchicken December 15, 2018

brocrastination

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.

Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!

by toafuckingdogpound January 9, 2010

brocrastination

When a girl delays a sex change operation.

Eve's brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming Steve.

by travlax April 22, 2009

Brocrastinator

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.

I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.

by randygertie May 19, 2011