A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely
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This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.
“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”
“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”
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Brochureware is a common phrase for marketing material for waterpark companies. It's generic and doesn't refer to any one piece, but the entire library of information.
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Get the Brochata mug.(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.
Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis
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To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.
To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.
Man, I with I could brochu my beers like that kid. Not only can he chug, but he hooks up with all the hottest chicks.
by Mike Foley May 12, 2007
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