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brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
by pruned November 24, 2013
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Brining

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself
I'm still brining about what that asshole said
by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017
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Briyanna

She is has one of the most beautiful smiles and she is one of the funniest person in the word. She has a lot sense of humor and very smart in her own way . She love boys and once u see her u will fall in love with her . She loves to cuddle and warm hugs . Once u see her don't break her heart bc she will find and she will.....her fav color is BLUE SHE LOVES BLUEE .ALL TYPES OF BLUE.
Once u meet Briyanna u will me in love and be suprized ....😘💙
by Briyanna thick 4 life December 6, 2018
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Briyana

Is the most prettiest loyal girl you will meet she may not show it lot but she is and that's a fact when she's upset its best to give her some space unless you want to deal with that attitude of hers also she can be a bit shy but when she has to say something she"ll will say it no matter what
Ex 1: dang man I wish I had a girl as loyal as Briyana
Ex 2: person1: hey is Briyana okay?
Person2:Yeah she's just upset. Person1: I'm gonna make she's alright .
Perosn2: If I were you I wouldn't because she can be a bitch when she's upset
Person1:um okay then
by Vibewit.geo December 21, 2017
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Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.
"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"
by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009
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Brisingr

The third book in the Inheritance Cycle. The inpronouncable name means "fire", which is associated with the first spell that Eragon learns. However most readers have attributed it to the feeling of their brains being lit on fire due to the mind-boggling complexities of prose.
“Nasuada hoped he would soon recover. If he did not, she would ask Eragon or Angela, or perhaps the two of them together, to attend to Garven. Until such time as his condition improved, she decided that he should no longer serve as an active member of the Nighthawks; Jormundur would give him something simple to do, so she would not suffer guilt at causing his any further injury, and he might at least have the pleasure of enjoying whatever visions his contact with the elves had left him with.Bitter at her loss, and furious with herself, with the elves, and with Galbatorix and the Empire for making such a sacrifice necessary, she had difficulty maintaining a soft tongue and good manners.” Quote from Brisingr
by LockBreaker February 28, 2009
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britiney

someone who's crazy great to be around she always does her best is smart and pretty has many friends and she always tries to do the right thing
britiney's are special/ there names are unique if spelt this way
by kit-kat May 6, 2012
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