Britneyism

a religion in which Britney Spears (the Princess of Pop) is worshiped as God.

the state of being a Britneyist

My friend Lucy and I practice the religion Britneyism.

Peter chose to follow Britneyism and worships Britney Spears who is also known as Godney.

by Mitchell Varings October 21, 2011

Briney

To be very mad, similar to the word "salty" only a step madder

Lol u briney? This guy got cheesed and he was so briney. Huk was so briney at MLG when he lost

by legoatsnarfer August 21, 2012

Britney Knives

Alter ego of Britney Spears who dances with “fake” knives.

“Look, there’s another Instagram post of Britney Knives.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Whitney dressed as Britney

A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.

Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?

Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.

Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.

by CynicalDan April 16, 2010

Britney

noun. Short for the most caring, loving, sexy, interesting, funny, dorky, sincere, thoughtful, loyal, crazy, silly, outgoing, intelligent girl on the planet.

She's Such A Britney.

by xxxxxxx1234xxxxxxxxxxx September 25, 2011

Pulling a Britney

To flash your crotch at someone. Especially like Britney Spears has when she made the mistake of not wearing underwear whenever she goes out and flashed her vagina at the paparazzi more than 5 times already.

OMG...that girl was just pulling a Britney a second ago! she flashed her cootch at me!

by Lily555 November 12, 2007

Leave Britney Alone

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007