Britney spears

a person who is not well, loves her grandma, had an asshole husband kevin federline that never appreciated her. wrote a song give me more about how hard it is to be rich. and is going through a difficult time right now.

If you do have any problems with her please first complain to to her.. girl...guy...girl..it....w/e who can tell the difference.. anyways deal with her superfan... chris cocker.
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!" -faggy he/she hermaphrodite thing chris cocker

guy1 - dude did you hear about britney spears
guy2 - yeah apparantly she actually is retarded
guy1 - yeah you can tell buy her singing shes a total downer
chris crocker - hey .. you have to deal with me. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
by darron12345 October 04, 2007
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Britney Spears

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!
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britney spears

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.
by no bitches allowed October 03, 2020
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Britney Spears

The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.
Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?

Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Gemma: I know right!
by Donotspeaktome August 07, 2020
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A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
by Kidswillbekids May 26, 2019
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Britney Speared

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
by Mykie G April 09, 2010
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a britney spears

a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention.
"Look at Lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle."
by Kirk Lawrence July 03, 2006
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