Britland 

Home to the Britlandish people, Britland is quite the place to visit. Their national greeting is drinking a lukewarm cup of tea and spitting it out upon another person. It is mandatory that when in public you carry around a kettle (boiled or not) to be respected as a person. If you are spotted without one, people often will mistake you for a day old piece of meat and may attempt to eat you or make a roast out of you. Britland sits under the city of Londonesia and the only way in is through a very peculiar Subway. You will probably find the common Britlandish people working in the teabag mines as it is one of the only sources of income in Britland. Another common trait of a Britlandish is that you will often find their cupboards stuffed with cups of tea (Yes they may be a day old but…) because they believe it is mandatory for their lives. Britland has a fun and vibrant community with there being tea drinking competitions, TV series like HOARDERS, TEA EDITION & approximately 6 great shops to visit in Britland. 5 of which are tea stores and the other one being a tea holder shop, so you get everything. Overall, Britland is a vibrant place with nice people that will grand you with open arms?

Dude I fucking hate the Britlandish! Wait do you mean the British? NOOOOO!!

Britland by Britland Hater July 19, 2024

jaden britland 

jaden britland, also known as aroobis husband.

if you ever come near him say goodbye to light 👍

love, aroobi

person: oh look it’s jaden britland!

aroobi: *kills*

aroobi & britland live happily ever after :D

jaden britland by hqmda March 17, 2022

brieland 

A very smart, sweet girl. Who's kind to everyone and is a peer supporter at her school. She's into vampires and like helping other people with any prolems they may have. All in all she is a great person.

example? well isn't that up there?

brieland by six March 31, 2005

britlandt 

A very cute boy who is definitely not scrawny at all. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Despite what he says, he's always going to be a potato, and not a tomato :)

Britlandt - "cutie. potaaaato."
Lauren - "you're a potato"
Britlandt - "noo. i'm a tomato"

britlandt by ginger :) May 5, 2008

briland

An amazing individual who is very smart and will beat you at anything she is the most athletic person you will ever meet and is so gorgeous she will make u faint but if u piss her off you will get blown away by her bad side.

That girl over there acts like a briland

briland by Catherinemathiot January 3, 2017

Britlan 

amazing, gorgeous, perfect, beautiful, inspiration, strength. a muse. everything you could ever want in a friend. way out of your league. way out of every bodies league. her voice is cute, has a great sense of humor and great taste in music. someone you wish you could spend the rest of your life with. she is the sun as it rises and the moon at night. she turns your heart to an ocean and your eyes see galaxies when shes near. just her touch can heal any bad day. and to be kissed is an honor. when she looks at you, you melt. you long for her embrace. she is intoxicating. an addiction only death can end. she is a masterpiece, one of a kind.

when i think of gorgeous i think of britlan

Britlan by joecoolsays May 6, 2013

brioland 

(Verb:) To Brioland someone ---you must 1st be a male jew. After a long night of drinking a male becomes belligerent and aggressively will insult his partner. After an hour of fighting the female will have enough and begin to get upset. At this point the male offer buttsex at the worst possible time. While the female is dumbfounded and confused the male's Jewness will kick in and he will steal the nearest drink to him, which will usually be the females while running his hands through his Jew hair. Then pass out somewhere after laughing at his action profusely...

Hey bro, don't brioland her, she seems like a nice girl that you may want to keep around...

brioland by Mclovin' , Fogel July 31, 2016