To give a long, pointless rant to someone of superior knowledge to yourself, all the while never looking them in the eyes and being continually hypocritical.
I brissoned Jake and he didn't know if I was being serious or not.
My boss keeps brissoning me, so I don't listen to a word she says.
I tried to brisson her back, but it's like her native language!
She brissioned the hell out of her subordinates at a weekly meeting.
My boss keeps brissoning me, so I don't listen to a word she says.
I tried to brisson her back, but it's like her native language!
She brissioned the hell out of her subordinates at a weekly meeting.
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A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.
Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"
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Did you see Nicola push Dan through that McDonalds window? I tell you, there were Brixton diamonds everywhere!
by Nicola P September 10, 2005
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P1:Did you see that super ultra mega hot dude who just walked in?!
P2: Yeah, that’s Anthony Brito too bad he only likes this one girl 😞
P2: Yeah, that’s Anthony Brito too bad he only likes this one girl 😞
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Get the Anthony Brito mug.It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
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"Dude I met this girl last night, her name is Bristi, she was frickin awesome...I think I'm in love!"
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